One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm too high and old for this...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize