careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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