The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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