So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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