? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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