I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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