Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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