he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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