She announced her abortion via fbk
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
