and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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