I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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