Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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