the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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