Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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