and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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