It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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