Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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