If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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