How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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