the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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