I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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