I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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My dick has a subreddit
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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