i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Randomize
