I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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