I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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