it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
