I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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