and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The beer is more important than you right now.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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