i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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