In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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