did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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