When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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