I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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