I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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