no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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