only if we run a train.
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?