After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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