Can i not drive my cunt home
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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