Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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