The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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