this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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