the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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