the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Everything about him screamed your future.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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