youre lurking in front of me
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
