Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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