She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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