I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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