she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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