K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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