Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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