why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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