I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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